tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85665822012-02-10T07:53:56.867ZGot A Problem? Drop Me A Line, Grab A Banana, Sit Down With A Cup Of Tea And I'll Sort It Out!Goldberg Nomascushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06752068388218565999noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8566582.post-1116960499483607682005-03-31T19:39:00.000+01:002005-05-24T20:08:03.243+01:00Well It sort of happend by accident. I'm not 100% sure, However,<br />I'm quite sure who the father is. But Steve took the 5% chance...<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/1024/WTD%20AM%20350.jpg"><img style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/400/WTD%20AM%20350.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />And he totally got the wrong end of the stick... he's so Desperate.<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/1024/WTD%20AM%20400.jpg"><img style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/400/WTD%20AM%20400.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />As he was so happy & I'm a little skint I used it to my advantage..<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/1024/WTD%20AM%20450.jpg"><img style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/400/WTD%20AM%20450.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Why not? I got loads of money off him...Then Goldberg came later...<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/1024/WTD%20AM%20475.jpg"><img style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/400/WTD%20AM%20475.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />I got Goldberg's platinum card & later cash bank transfers<br />from Owzyo &amp; Andrew as they were away on business...<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/1024/WTD%20AM%20800.jpg"><img style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/400/WTD%20AM%20800.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />It seemed so easy, and the funny thing was that...<br />It wasn't any of them - none of them were the father!<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/1024/WTD%20AM%209001.jpg"><img style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/400/WTD%20AM%209001.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />But somebody told them - they all found out!<br />I think the real father leaked the news to the boys...<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/1024/WTD%20AM%20999.jpg"><img style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/400/WTD%20AM%20999.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />But He Denied Everything &amp; won't help me out at all...<br />Now I'm Stuck all alone...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8566582-111696049948360768?l=goldbergthegibbon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Goldberg Nomascushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06752068388218565999noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8566582.post-1107302041325522252005-02-01T23:53:00.000Z2005-02-04T20:14:05.793ZI've been a little concious about my weight... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/1024/RAGE1.jpg"><img style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/400/RAGE1.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />I was still hungry after the main courses & asked for more... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/1024/RAGE2.jpg"><img style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/400/RAGE2.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />He wasn't at all nice about it... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/1024/RAGE3.jpg"><img style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/400/RAGE3.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />They were so cruel. How Dare They? <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/1024/RAGE4.jpg"><img style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/400/RAGE4.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />I just saw the red mist, and flipped! <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/1024/RAGE5.jpg"><img style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/400/RAGE5.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />They got out of my way sharpish... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/1024/RAGE6.jpg"><img style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/400/RAGE6.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />They did a runner, so I chased them in the car... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/1024/RAGE8.jpg"><img style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/400/RAGE8.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />I caught Andrew pretty quickly... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/1024/RAGE9.jpg"><img style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/400/RAGE9.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />Then I splatted Owzy over the windscreen... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/1024/RAGE10.jpg"><img style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/293/1492/400/RAGE10.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />But the thing is I have put on a few pounds.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8566582-110730204132552225?l=goldbergthegibbon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Goldberg Nomascushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06752068388218565999noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8566582.post-1105386960530206542005-01-09T19:42:00.000Z2005-01-10T19:56:47.640ZI've been trying to get back into the dating scene recently... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/a%20nights%201.jpg"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-TOP: #000066 3px solid; MARGIN: 2px; BORDER-LEFT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #000066 3px solid" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/a%20nights%201.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />But the men I met were either... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/a%20nights%202.jpg"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-TOP: #000066 3px solid; MARGIN: 2px; BORDER-LEFT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #000066 3px solid" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/a%20nights%202.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />...Intense, Boring, Scary or Unaccessable... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/a%20nights%203.jpg"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-TOP: #000066 3px solid; MARGIN: 2px; BORDER-LEFT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #000066 3px solid" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/a%20nights%203.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />...I was at a total loss what to do... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/a%20nights%204.jpg"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-TOP: #000066 3px solid; MARGIN: 2px; BORDER-LEFT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #000066 3px solid" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/a%20nights%204.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />...I tried a Lonely Hearts column... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/a%20nights%205.jpg"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-TOP: #000066 3px solid; MARGIN: 2px; BORDER-LEFT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #000066 3px solid" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/a%20nights%205.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />...We went out a few times... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/a%20nights%206.jpg"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-TOP: #000066 3px solid; MARGIN: 2px; BORDER-LEFT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #000066 3px solid" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/a%20nights%206.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />..he treated me so well... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/a%20nights%207.jpg"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-TOP: #000066 3px solid; MARGIN: 2px; BORDER-LEFT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #000066 3px solid" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/a%20nights%207.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />...But it seemed he had a seedy side to him... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/a%20nights%209.1.jpg"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-TOP: #000066 3px solid; MARGIN: 2px; BORDER-LEFT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #000066 3px solid" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/a%20nights%209.1.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />... He used to do it when I was out... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/a%20nights%2010.jpg"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-TOP: #000066 3px solid; MARGIN: 2px; BORDER-LEFT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #000066 3px solid" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/a%20nights%2010.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />...I caught him at it... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/a%20nights%2011.jpg"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-TOP: #000066 3px solid; MARGIN: 2px; BORDER-LEFT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #000066 3px solid" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/a%20nights%2011.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />...I felt so let down.... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/a%20nights%2012.jpg"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-TOP: #000066 3px solid; MARGIN: 2px; BORDER-LEFT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #000066 3px solid" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/a%20nights%2012.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />...We had a chat about it. <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/a%20nights%2013.jpg"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-TOP: #000066 3px solid; MARGIN: 2px; BORDER-LEFT: #000066 3px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #000066 3px solid" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/a%20nights%2013.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />What should I do? <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8566582-110538696053020654?l=goldbergthegibbon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Owzyo (Cordero)http://www.blogger.com/profile/12556704172654826236noreply@blogger.com102tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8566582.post-1105385738650264882004-12-08T19:31:00.000Z2005-02-01T23:50:30.090Z<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/Deansgate%20-%20Dear%20Diedre%201.3.jpg"><img style="border: 3px solid rgb(0, 0, 102); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/Deansgate%20-%20Dear%20Diedre%201.3.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />...I've Been Feeling Confused... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/Deansgate%20-%20Dear%20diedre%202.1.jpg"><img style="border: 3px solid rgb(0, 0, 102); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/Deansgate%20-%20Dear%20diedre%202.1.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />...I Really Like Clare But... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/Deansgate%20-%20Dear%20Diedre%203.1.jpg"><img style="border: 3px solid rgb(0, 0, 102); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/Deansgate%20-%20Dear%20Diedre%203.1.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />...I Need Something Else... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/Deansgate%20-%20Dear%20Diedre%204.1.jpg"><img style="border: 3px solid rgb(0, 0, 102); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/Deansgate%20-%20Dear%20Diedre%204.1.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />...We've Been Falling Out A Lot Recently... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/Deansgate%20-%20Dear%20Diedre%205.1.jpg"><img style="border: 3px solid rgb(0, 0, 102); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/Deansgate%20-%20Dear%20Diedre%205.1.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />...I Don't Know What to Do... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/Deansgate%20-%20Dear%20Diedre%206.1.jpg"><img style="border: 3px solid rgb(0, 0, 102); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/Deansgate%20-%20Dear%20Diedre%206.1.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />...Please Help Me... <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8566582-110538573865026488?l=goldbergthegibbon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Owzyo (Cordero)http://www.blogger.com/profile/12556704172654826236noreply@blogger.com37tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8566582.post-1105385291343014492004-11-07T19:23:00.000Z2005-02-01T23:50:56.306Z<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/CIMG1079.jpg"><img style="border: 3px solid rgb(0, 0, 102); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/CIMG1079.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />Steve & Goldberg Play High Stakes Top Trumps <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/CIMG1080.jpg"><img style="border: 3px solid rgb(0, 0, 102); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/CIMG1080.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />Steve loses another hand... <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/CIMG1081.jpg"><img style="border: 3px solid rgb(0, 0, 102); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/CIMG1081.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />Goldberg: 'Read it and weep!' <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/CIMG1082.jpg"><img style="border: 3px solid rgb(0, 0, 102); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/CIMG1082.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />Steve: 'Take it all then' <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/CIMG1085.jpg"><img style="border: 3px solid rgb(0, 0, 102); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/CIMG1085.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />Goldberg: 'I don't want your money...' <br />Steve: 'Well what do you want then?' <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/CIMG1086.jpg"><img style="border: 3px solid rgb(0, 0, 102); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/CIMG1086.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />Steve: Gasp! You Dirty Monkey <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/CIMG1087.jpg"><img style="border: 3px solid rgb(0, 0, 102); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/CIMG1087.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />Spanking The Monkey <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/CIMG1088.jpg"><img style="border: 3px solid rgb(0, 0, 102); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/CIMG1088.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />Bedtime Story <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/CIMG1089.jpg"><img style="border: 3px solid rgb(0, 0, 102); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/CIMG1089.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br />All Tuckered Out! <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8566582-110538529134301449?l=goldbergthegibbon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Owzyo (Cordero)http://www.blogger.com/profile/12556704172654826236noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8566582.post-1096928990372194462004-10-04T23:29:00.000+01:002005-02-01T23:51:43.946ZSuch Style! She's Hot.. It's Me Bird! <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/142/1941/1024/gibbon%20yellow%20sheek%20crested%20nomascus%20gabriellae.jpg"><img style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 102, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/142/1941/400/gibbon%20yellow%20sheek%20crested%20nomascus%20gabriellae.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8566582-109692899037219446?l=goldbergthegibbon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Goldberg Nomascushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06752068388218565999noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8566582.post-1101929552609505692004-10-01T19:18:00.000+01:002005-02-02T17:05:19.966Z<strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"><em>Goldberg Nomascus</em></span></strong> was name less and the mascot of a team in HBoS card services in Cardiff - he was on the APE team -<strong>A</strong>nthony <strong>Pe</strong>rry who also has some striking simian qualities, in behavior and of a physical nature. <br /> <br />That he was neglected there was in no doubt, however help was at hand, he was liberated by <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/3110570"><em><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">Owzy-O!</span></em> </a>who left to head to the northern wastes to irk a living. <br /> <br />His whereabouts was a mystery to all and sundry at HBoS for a while untill he started to appear in photographs surfing cows or hanging out at parties in Manchester, Birmingham, Newcastle, Glasgow and so on. <br /> <br />Thus the mystery is solved, yet the tale continues... mostly on the <a href="http://hyperdoopelator.blogspot.com/">Hyperdoopelator</a>. <br /> <br />Rock on Peeps! <br />Ciao <br /> <br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/1024/Bovine%20Surfing%203.2.jpg"><img style="border: 3px solid rgb(0, 0, 102); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/258/1181/400/Bovine%20Surfing%203.2.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br /><strong>Bovine-Surfing In St.Ann's Sq. Manchester With Owzy-O!</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8566582-110192955260950569?l=goldbergthegibbon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Goldberg Nomascushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06752068388218565999noreply@blogger.com9